He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You don't make any sense
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