We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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