The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How's work?
Spinning.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
How external is "for external use only"?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
