hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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