The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
