i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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