But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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