After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
