absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
and you fell through a lawn chair
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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