i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do vagina's smell?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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