i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So many bounce houses so little time
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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