You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
tell me about the fingering
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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