so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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