just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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