will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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