Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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