I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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