do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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