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I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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