Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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