i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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