Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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