nut hugger
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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