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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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