their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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