i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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