Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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