We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
This gyro tastes like lonliness
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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