did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
well you can't waste a boner
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm passing your future prison.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
