Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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