we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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