is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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