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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You are the jesus of drinking
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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