Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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