one two three fourrrrnication!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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