How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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