its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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