Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
