I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just found puke in my bra..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize
