I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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