Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
