I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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