their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
