if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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