You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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