why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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