Define "chronic" masturbator.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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