i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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