Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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