But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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