Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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