I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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