do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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