did you get engaged???
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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