wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize
